WHAT THE...
DID I NOT TELL YOU TO COME EARLY!!!!!?
Questions:
Where the heck is Waldo?
If you fart, will any one know?
If you leak will anyone know?
If you strip, will the beach be less crowded or will you attract more crowd?
If you are a shark is this a potential feast or are you for once scared of humans?
If you're an eel or coral snake, would you swim between legs just to piss off the humans away from your play ground?
If all the people jump into the sea at once, will it cause a tsunami in Hawaii?
It's time to go if...
ocean life starts floating up to the surface
if your dog won't play in the water
if you panic every 5 minutes because you lose sight of your kids
you rather pee in the sea instead of lining up for two hours at the toilet
if the life guards won't go into the water
your boyfriend has wondering eyes and starts showing off his miniature assets
if your girlfriend is more popular than you
if your boyfriend tells you this is the best vacation he ever had
Credit: Not sure who to credit. These pictures came to me via email presumably a mass distribution circling the globe. The email claims it is a China beach but it looks like Chosun, Korea to me and not a beach in China.
